Ketamine Investigation Launched into Matthew Perry’s Death by LAPD and DEA

Los Angeles, California – The Los Angeles Police Department and Drug Enforcement Administration have launched a joint criminal probe into the unexpected passing of beloved Friends actor, Matthew Perry. Perry, known for his role as Chandler Bing on the iconic sitcom, tragically died from the acute effects of the anesthetic ketamine, deemed accidental with no suspicion of foul play, on October 28, 2023. The authorities are now delving into the circumstances surrounding Perry’s significant ketamine …

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Stocks Surge as Cannabis Stocks Skyrocket on DEA Reclassification Reports

Phoenix, Arizona – Cannabis stocks experienced a significant surge following reports about the potential reclassification of marijuana by the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA). The DEA’s proposal revolves around acknowledging marijuana’s medical benefits and recognizing its lower potential for abuse compared to other drugs like heroin and LSD. Currently categorized as a Schedule I drug, marijuana could potentially move to a less restrictive Schedule III classification, indicating moderate to low potential for physical and psychological …

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Native Americans At Disadvantage as DEA Settles Opioid Case Among Pharma Execs

Washington, D.C. – Senate health committee Chair Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) is set to scrutinize the executives of three major pharmaceutical companies today on the issue of prescription drug prices. The focus on healthcare policy has already begun in anticipation of a potential Republican return to the White House in 2025. One of the influential figures in this conversation is Brian Blase, former member of the Trump administration and current president of the Paragon Health Institute, …

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